Thursday, May 28, 2009

Crew Life 11 - Aku nak jadi peramugari


Imagine la, your father own an airline. You interviewed all the 'peramugari wanna be' di seantario tanah malaya. Here are the candiates :-

Scene 1


look at me...look at me....


You : Hello, can you tell me something about yourself.

Wannabe 1 : Hello. My name is Eteh bt Lambuk. I am 19 years old. I like to read books. I live in Taman Peria. Errr...

You : Hi Eteh. Can you tell me, why you want to be a stewardess?

Eteh [ formerly known as Wannabe 1 ] : I like to meet people.

You : Meet people. Xjadi stewardess pun everyday u meet people kan?

Eteh : Noooo! I like to meet mat salleh.

You : Mat Salleh? There is no mat salleh if your flight is to India.

Eteh : I want to go to America.

You : Why America?

Eteh : I like to see see the view.

PS : Join airlines nak cari laki. Ada sedikit keBIMBOan. sesuka hati je nak pilih destinasi sendiri bila jadi crew. Banyak cantik muka ko?

Scene 2

Don't touch me ...i am not that kinda of girl..awww


You : Good morning. How are you today ?

Wannabe 2 : I am not feeling well. I am sick.

You : What's wrong with you?

Wannabe 2 : water coming out my nose.

You : Are you having cold?

Wannabe 2 : No, I am not cold. It's hot here.

You : Tell me your name.

Wannabe 2 : My name is Sepora bt Tuan Hj Amin.

You : What do stewardess normally do?

Sepora [ formerly known as Wannabe 2] : Stewardess work...

You : Why should we choose you?

Sepora : I am very strong. I can carry luggage for passanggers.

PS : Bimbo sikit minah ni. Loyar buruk. Nak carry luggage katanya...baik jadi bellwoman kat hotel.


Scene 3

don't spoilt me...im innocent


You : What is your name?

Wannabe 3 : My name is Kong Mee Tat. hehehehe

You : Ms Kong, which part of your body that you like the best ?

Kong : heheheh. I like my tits.

You : Tits? Why?

Kong : I have wonderful smile with my tits. hehehehe

You : You mean teeth.

Kong : Yes ...my tits. [ sambil tersenyum dan mengoyangkan badannya ]

PS : Bermasalah untuk menyebut teeths. Sama ada BIMBO atau nak mengorat interviewer. Sikit2 hehehehe. Masalah badan miang.

Scene 4

Touch me and go away !


Wannabe 4 : Good morning sir !! My name is Puspa.

You : Good morning puspa. How are you?

Puspa [ formerly known as wannabe 4 ] : I am feeling Wonderfullllll sir. [geleng kepala]

You : How old are you?

Puspa : I am thirsty too. [ thirty two ]

You : Thirsty? huhuhu. As a stewardess, you will be representing your country to tourist. Tell me places of interest in Malaysia.

Puspa : Hurmmmm....Pulau Langkawi, Pulau Redang, Penang...errrr...hurmm... Phuket.

You : Phuket ?

Puspa : Phuket is in Malaysia right? I like Phuket.

You : Phuket is in Thailand.

Puspa : Im verrry Sorrryy sir...my mistake. hehehehe.



PS : lack of general knowledge. Geography cukup makan je. Juga ada masalah sebutan.


Which of the candidate above, that you will choose and why?
Jangan dipengaruhi dengan gambar-gambar. Ianya utk hiasan saja...kekekeke
You have no choice ... choose one.


9 mulut cakap2 belakang:

Abir Abhar said...

kelaka la ray!!
haha..
habis tuh nak jwb apa kalau nk jd cabin crew?

rizz said...

hhaahh ray ni lawak taw.siyes kew dorg ckp cmtu ahhahahkkk

NUke_Rude said...

hahahah. sengal doe entry kali ni. but interesting la.

kalau aku, aku x plih sesapa la bro!

renjizakura said...

raseneye sume x berapa nak layak
tp kalo kene pilih yng last one pling ok kot.
knowledge dgn language boleh bibaiki
tapi personaliti n attitude kene ada.
minah ni mayb ade personaliti n attitude

[r][a][y] eusouff said...

Abir...
nak jawab apa..?
haha nantikan entry seterusnya

Rizz...
sebenarnya scene ni tak berlaku tapi ada kebenarannya. Ciri-ciri ni ada kat crew2.

nanti la ray explain dlm n3 yg akn dtg

[r][a][y] eusouff said...

Nuke...
mmg sengal doe.
tapi mmg interesting
there are points yg akan ray relatekan dalam my next entry


renjizakura...
hahaha
ur thinking out of the box
close...la
almost there...

hahaha

edzlin007 said...

errr miss kong mee tat?


huhu abis semua fail.

Blog Anuar Kamaruddin™ said...

eteh sbb karikatur dier lebih mantop. muahahaha.

gler r ray nih...wawawawa! :P

Mr NAEmnzr said...

disebabkan kena pilih gak,
jd naem dgn bangganya nk memilih...
jengx3:Sepora bt Tuan Hj Amin.

sebabnya: sb dia nk buat kerja stewardess.ok la tu...ada 'passion' nk mnjadi 1 of the cabin crew,walaupn,org tanya lain dkia jwb lain.agak menelirukan.xpe,yg tu leh blajar sblumm btul2 jd stewardess.